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[Jaqenn]

Post your favorite quotes from your mercenaries: "Ugh...Pretty rank! Smells like putrid sushi." True story: I think this one to myself when I encounter stinky things.

[Lynxeyed]

"Mike" Another day another dollar.... Or a couple of thousand for that matter.

[SanitariumPr]

Well my personal happy Quote would be:
"Egypt and Antarctica kills off more investigators each year than cancer does."

but I guess it has to be some what game related...
"I only do this for the money.. money and because I am damn good at it."

[Shadow]

Whoa! Got brain in my mouth... say... sweet.

[zebah]

Don't really remember any quotes but on the box it was a writing "fight for freedom, kill for cash". Edit: remembered one or two of my favorites from Barry Unger - "Gun is dependable. I am very satisfied with gun." and "Hello, this is Barry Unger, I am responding to your responce to my voice responce mechanism..."

[Nathiuz]

Eliot! You idiot!

[Steiner]

Now this was worth bending over for!" - Fox Dirty little whore ;D I'm wondering if the voice-actors are returning for JA Online or Reloaded.

[zebah]

"This could have been worse, but I gut me some kick-ass karma" "Time for the enemy to say it's prays" "Time to take out the trash" - guess those were the main character quotes. And the best of all from Shadow "Crap"

[7h30n]

"Me no wear house, me wear pants" And Fidel's surprise when you use him the first time: Leave me alone, me busy!

[meanman83]

Igor when jammed: "Yes, I see clearly now, it says CRAP on label!" Razor: "I don't know why everybody thinks I'm psychotic. I'm NOT psychotic! I just have passion for my job."

[Badnames]

"I think I pissed my pants." Gasket "That is a dead enemy." Grunty "Firepower, the difference between life and death." Wolf I'll get a few when I get home and play again, but Gasket and Grunty def got some better ones.

[hmnZ]

"dont try to find me... i'll find you" Shadow. If im right either on his answering machine or at the end of the game when they all say goodbye. soooo typically Shadow :)

[Poster]

"I'm here, and I ate every bug on the way!" -Maddog

"Did it hurt? MO-RON!" -Maddog

Main: "We've got enemies!"
Buzz: "Ooooh hoo hoo, maybe there'll be some men to shoot!" (Most diabolical chuckle ever.)

And many that have already been mentioned.

[Mindless]

My favorite custom merc voice; when you make someones head exlpode with high-powered rifle.. "Wow, that blows my mind! Guess that makes two of us!"

[Unwanted]

Geez, talking about losing face ey.

[Im@rtAl]

Geez, talking about losing face ey.

" my balls are in a vice ace "

for BIA still thought it was cool so through it in here

[inetryconydot]

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